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*The Poopie List*

GHOST POOPIEThe kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIEThe kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIEThis happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIEThe kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIEThe kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIEIt's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIEThe kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIESelf explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIEThe kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIEThat's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump)The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIEThis poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it.  You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIEYou're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!